Re: A dumb question

Posted by West Peterson On 2011/6/14 14:58:07

I hate to hi-jack this thread for a cheap promotion for our society, but I'm going to do it anyway. I apologize to the original poster:

Published in the non-existant handbook of the Society of Idiots, in the section containing the society's insignificant policy statement (Article IV, Section 3 -- Eligibility, paragraph 2), the by-laws state very unclearly that you must
1. cease to be a member of Mensa
2. cease to have a mind of your own
3. if accepted, be absent of mind during all non-existant meetings (or have a satisfactory excuse)
4. become involved in something entirely stupid (such as this post)

Currently it is my photo on the non-existing membership card, but during the last meeting that was never held, it was ununanimously decided that we needed to find a better looking representative. I should have been offended by the remarks that weren't made, but being the idiot that I am, I thought they weren't talking about someone else that wasn't there.

So, as you may not see, it is very easy to be an idiot. No cost to join. I am only a professional because I make a very bad living at it. Not everyone in the society is a professional.